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Nude Juicebars and Pornography 
2nd-Feb-2005 03:54 pm
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/02/nude.juice.bar.ap/index.html

I just had to laugh ... there's actually a group called Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography.

I can't believe anyone would want to be a member.
Comments 
2nd-Feb-2005 08:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, brother! Do these people not have lives???!!!
2nd-Feb-2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Such a pity we are not closer. How often do you get a combo like that?
2nd-Feb-2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
The funnier part is that they actually felt a need to MAKE such a group!
2nd-Feb-2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
my favorite line from the article:

"As long as they have some opaque clothing over the crucial parts of the human body, they can dance all they want."

i'll wear an opaque bag over my spleen. remember, dancing in opaque clothes = good, dancing naked = bad.
2nd-Feb-2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA! I'd love to see that dancing outfit!
2nd-Feb-2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
I like juice...and I like breasts.
2nd-Feb-2005 09:17 pm (UTC)
What are you doing online?? Shouldn't you be in labor??
2nd-Feb-2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
I WISH I was in labor!

I called back today for my lab results and now my bloodwork is "fine". Which I don't understand since last week the doctor thought it was a concern that I had 1 out of 3 Toxiema symptoms, and now I have 2 out of 3. But my due date is exactly a week from today. The longest I can be pregnant is another 2 weeks, they won't let me go longer than that. I just keep telling myself "It'll be over soon."
2nd-Feb-2005 09:23 pm (UTC)
We need to join that group now! When will you ever have the chance of joining something with a name like that ever again?
2nd-Feb-2005 09:40 pm (UTC)
I <3 your icon!
2nd-Feb-2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
ok so this is totally unrelated, but it made me think of this...have you ever seen the infomercial for a juicer called 'the magic bullet'? It makes me laugh every time that I see it because there is a vibrator called the magic bullet. ok, so sort of related, had to share :)
2nd-Feb-2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
OMG!!! Priceless!
2nd-Feb-2005 10:21 pm (UTC) - so...
...where do I sign up for Citizens FOR nude juice bars and pornography?

LOL Why don't the people who don't like it, just stay away? Hello...
2nd-Feb-2005 10:34 pm (UTC) - Re: so...
Because that would mean allowing others in South Dakota to have happy naked titty fun, and that is NOT GODLY.

Go home and read the BIBLE! And look at the titties you MARRIED, in the sight of GAWD and the state of SOUTH DAKOTA! For procreational purposes only, of course...

/end fundie rant
2nd-Feb-2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
I want to go to a nude juice bar!

OJ with a side of Fuzzy navel.
2nd-Feb-2005 11:34 pm (UTC)
you gotta admire a creative business person

as tom peters said: it is all about "the pursuit of wow."
3rd-Feb-2005 12:07 am (UTC)
I find no joy in my life beyond the oaisis of nude juice bars and pornography.
3rd-Feb-2005 01:55 pm (UTC)
I can't believe an org like that exists! Their name sounds more like a good band name.
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